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The People's Republic of
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None shall stop our conquest!
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Cutote

Population26.518 billion

CapitalDutote
LeaderBig Money
FaithWorship of Money

CurrencyCredit
AnimalRabbit-Tev

The People's Republic of Cutote is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Money with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.518 billion Cutoters are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutote. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cutoter economy, worth an astonishing 23,222 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 875,723 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,203,602 per year while the poor average 7,863, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, Cutoter TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries, and Cutote is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cutote's national animal is the Rabbit-Tev, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.

Cutote is ranked 10th in the world and 2nd in Pontbridge Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 99.33 Obesity Rate.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 2ndMost Avoided: 6thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8thFattest Citizens: 10thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rdMost Efficient Economies: 23rdLargest Insurance Industry: 24thHighest Average Incomes: 25thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28thLargest Retail Industry: 29thLargest Gambling Industry: 30thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 45thLargest Mining Sector: 50thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 57thHighest Economic Output: 62ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 69thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 73rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 77thLargest Agricultural Sector: 90thRudest Citizens: 112thMost Armed: 121stMost Patriotic: 180thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 314thMost Scientifically Advanced: 371stLargest Governments: 400thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 582ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 818thMost Stationary: 900thLowest Crime Rates: 1,671stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,822ndMost Secular: 1,894thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,321stLargest Populations: 4,138thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,560thLargest Black Market: 6,910thMost Influential: 7,001stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,950thTop
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Most Conservative: 15,775th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, Cutote is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, Cutoter TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Cutoter stage setups.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, public urination is on the increase.

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