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The People's Republic of
Corporate Police State
None shall stop our conquest!
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Cutote

Population36.667 billion

CapitalDutote
LeaderBig Money
FaithWorship of Money

CurrencyCredit
AnimalRabbit-Tev

The People's Republic of Cutote is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Money with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, strictly enforced bedtime, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 36.667 billion Cutoters are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutote. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cutoter economy, worth an astonishing 37,273 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,016,544 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,173,894 per year while the poor average 28,995, a ratio of 281 to 1.

Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers, hell hath no fury like an ocean scorned, the Gallery of Instasnap is the most popular museum in the country, and emergency vehicles have built-in nudge bars to give uncooperative drivers a "gentle" push. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cutote's national animal is the Rabbit-Tev, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.

Cutote is ranked 4th in the world and 1st in Pontbridge Islands for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 1.02 million Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 1stFattest Citizens: 4thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4thMost Avoided: 4thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10thMost Efficient Economies: 10thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16thLargest Retail Industry: 16thLargest Insurance Industry: 17thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17thHighest Average Incomes: 19thMost Patriotic: 21stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 29thHighest Economic Output: 30thMost Armed: 31stLargest Gambling Industry: 32ndLargest Mining Sector: 32ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 41stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 48thMost Ignorant Citizens: 52ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 63rdRudest Citizens: 68thLargest Agricultural Sector: 101stLargest Governments: 131stMost Scientifically Advanced: 164thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 291stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 315thMost Secular: 406thMost Stationary: 416thLowest Crime Rates: 648thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,282ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,405thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,479thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,985thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,098thLargest Populations: 2,920thTop
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Most Influential: 4,605thMost Conservative: 7,151stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,021stLargest Black Market: 12,635thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,598th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, emergency vehicles have built-in nudge bars to give uncooperative drivers a "gentle" push.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, the Gallery of Instasnap is the most popular museum in the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, hell hath no fury like an ocean scorned.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, all tariffs have been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, half of Cutoter history is deemed too unpatriotic to be mentioned in textbooks.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, "The Pride of the Cutoter Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.

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