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The People's Republic of
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None shall stop our conquest!
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Cutote

Population23.368 billion

CapitalDutote
LeaderBig Money
FaithWorship of Money

CurrencyCredit
AnimalRabbit-Tev

The People's Republic of Cutote is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Big Money with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.368 billion Cutoters are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutote. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cutoter economy, worth an astonishing 19,298 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 825,856 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,736,402 per year while the poor average 7,416, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Big Money on Cutote's coulrophobia epidemic, war criminals are given full state funerals, and bank robbers always set aside 50% of the loot to pay off the judge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cutote's national animal is the Rabbit-Tev, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.

Cutote is ranked 68th in the world and 1st in Pontbridge Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 44,995.04 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,237thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,727thLargest Populations: 4,358thLargest Black Market: 6,280thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,368thMost Influential: 7,234thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,780thTop
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Most Conservative: 10,974thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,636th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, bank robbers always set aside 50% of the loot to pay off the judge.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Big Money on Cutote's coulrophobia epidemic.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
  • : Cutote was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money.

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