The Time-Honored Kingdom of Cuthford is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Prince Tobias Cuthford with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, lack of airports, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 16.468 billion Cuthfordians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haligast. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cuthfordian economy, worth a remarkable 1,571 trillion sovereigns a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,402 sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, political shows are fit for purpose, and Prince Tobias Cuthford's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cuthford's national animal is the griffon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Arcane Druidism.

Cuthford is ranked 25,060^th in the world and 2^nd in Aukumnian Imperium for Largest Populations, with 16.5 billion capita.