The The MT Army Caretaker of Custodian 22 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 30.974 billion Custodian 22ians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Custodian 22ian economy, worth 324 trillion Citas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 10,462 Citas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Custodian 22's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Custodian 22 is ranked 38,762^nd in the world and 1^st in Trotskyan League for Safest, scoring 106.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.