The Dictatorship of Curumo is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.877 billion Curumoans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The powerhouse Curumoan economy, worth 659 trillion Palantirs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 74,256 Palantirs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 623,108 per year while the poor average 1,690, a ratio of 368 to 1.

Lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Curumoan mussels the biggest in Isengard, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", and dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375. Crime is a problem. Curumo's national animal is the Uruk-hai, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Curumo is ranked 317,469^th in the world and 2^nd in Isengard for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -6.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.