The Definitely a defender of Cursed Riot is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, notable for its suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 9.953 billion Cursed Riotians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Cursed Riotian economy, worth 303 trillion chaotic rubledollars a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,450 chaotic rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cursed Riot's national animal is the chaos hawk.

Cursed Riot is ranked 136,561^st in the world and 1^st in False Name Region for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,341.99 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.