The Rogue Nation of Currachbres is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 591 million Bresies are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Defense, and Social Policy are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glannan. The average income tax rate is 42.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Currachbresian economy, worth 33.3 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,284 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas", convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Currachbres's national animal is the Right Whale.

Currachbres is ranked 27,610^th in the world and 107^th in Concord for Nicest Citizens, with 20.7 average smiles per day.