The Protectorate of Cure Passion is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 4.394 billion Cure Passionians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 35.2%.

The Cure Passionian economy, worth 182 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 41,511 Delta Eagles, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cure Passion's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cure Passion is ranked 166,254^th in the world and 6^th in Berkner Island for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 545.51 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.