The Constitutional Monarchy of Cure Happy is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 4.394 billion Cure Happyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 30.9%.

The very strong Cure Happyian economy, worth 250 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,899 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Self defense is just as despicable as armed robbery, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, and political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cure Happy's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cure Happy is ranked 120,008^th in the world and 6^th in Berkner Island for Safest, scoring 75.46 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.