The Fake Puppetmaster of Cupcake Roavin is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning Left-Handed Chicken population. The quiet, industrious population of 19.815 billion Cupcake Roavinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 30.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Cupcake Roavinian economy, worth 680 trillion Blues Guitars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 34,350 Blues Guitars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cupcake Roavin's national animal is the Left-Handed Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cupcake Roavin is ranked 259,644^th in the world and 1,066^th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.56 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.