The Empire of CSX-50 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, national health service, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 1.429 billion CSX-50ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 30.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong CSX-50ian economy, worth 84.6 trillion kwachas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,202 kwachas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and an enormous health awareness programme is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CSX-50's national animal is the tapir, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CSX-50 is ranked 68,688^th in the world and 2^nd in The Remnants for Most Secular, with 18.17 Atheism Rate.