The Holy Empire of CSX-5 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.198 billion CSX-5ians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.9%.

The powerhouse CSX-5ian economy, worth 148 trillion cedis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 67,620 cedis, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. CSX-5's national animal is the blackbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

CSX-5 is ranked 104,043^rd in the world and 5,619^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 867.25 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.