The Federation of CSX-34 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The cynical population of 1.218 billion CSX-34ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 36.0%.

The sizeable but inefficient CSX-34ian economy, worth 40.2 trillion guaranis a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,997 guaranis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to CSX-34 City to enjoy their national art, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', and newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CSX-34's national animal is the toucan.

CSX-34 is ranked 292,322^nd in the world and 8^th in Commonwealth of Capitalist States for Smartest Citizens, with 12.06 quips per hour.