The Kingdom of CSX-14 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.959 billion CSX-14ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Environment, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.8%.

The very strong CSX-14ian economy, worth 84.0 trillion ouguiyas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 42,880 ouguiyas, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, and chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CSX-14's national animal is the dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CSX-14 is ranked 27,893^rd in the world and 1,410^th in Balder for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4,673.48 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.