The People's Republic of CSX-13 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.057 billion CSX-13ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.2%.

The CSX-13ian economy, worth 103 trillion vatus a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 50,150 vatus, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in CSX-13, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. CSX-13's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CSX-13 is ranked 259,070^th in the world and 7^th in Undead Lockaway for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.09 percentage of bribes refused.