The Queendom of Cskerr13 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 23.144 billion citizens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Cskerr13ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,145 trillion thistles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,473 thistles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interest in globalism never flags, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cskerr13's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cskerr13 is ranked 85,142^nd in the world and 2^nd in Land of Turtles for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,295.2 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.