The Get thorned of Crystalised Rosemi is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 924 million Crystalised Rosemians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Crystalised Rosemian economy, worth 42.4 trillion glasses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 45,895 glasses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 295,798 per year while the poor average 2,877, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Crystalised Rosemi's national animal is the phoenix, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Crystalised Rosemi is ranked 171,848^th in the world and 155^th in Hana Macchia for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.