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Crystal Spires

Population23.819 billion

LeaderHigh Chancellor Calisté Chenarn

AnimalNorthern Range Goat

The Beastling States of Crystal Spires is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High Chancellor Calisté Chenarn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.819 billion Spireans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caltris. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The enormous but inefficient Spirean economy, worth a remarkable 3,418 trillion Signets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 143,512 Signets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The World Beastling States Games have been won again by Crystal Spires as no other country cares enough to compete, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Spirean language, and jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crystal Spires's national animal is the Northern Range Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Forntianism.

Crystal Spires is ranked 274,967th in the world and 39th in Mystria for Most Avoided, scoring 0.33 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 209thLeast Corrupt Governments: 230thMost Cheerful Citizens: 325thSafest: 355thMost Devout: 775thMost Cultured: 884thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,048thMost Stationary: 1,245thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,617thNicest Citizens: 1,677thLargest Governments: 1,734thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,829thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,868thHealthiest Citizens: 1,873rdSmartest Citizens: 2,136thLowest Crime Rates: 2,160thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,201stHighest Food Quality: 2,221stBest Weather: 2,412thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,755thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,978thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,091stMost Influential: 4,610thHighest Economic Output: 4,841stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,921stMost Armed: 5,120thLargest Populations: 6,245thMost Inclusive: 6,934thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,555thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,016thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,007thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,241stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,063rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,926thNudest: 11,628thMost Patriotic: 12,993rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,062ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 17,314thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,939thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,289th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Celritannia and Post War America.