The Constitutional Monarchy of Crynyd is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning elephant population. The quiet, industrious population of 4.302 billion Crynydians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 26.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Crynydian economy, worth 107 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,772 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crynyd's national animal is the elephant.

Crynyd is ranked 101,475^th in the world and 1^st in Astrakhan for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.42 percentage of bribes refused.