Most Primitive: 4,530thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,241stMost Cheerful Citizens: 18,697th
The Knight of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Strength Through Compliance
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Crusader-30

Population1.943 billion

Currencykrona
Animalemu

The Knight of Crusader-30 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 1.943 billion Crusader-30ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 57.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Crusader-30ian economy, worth 125 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,434 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Crusader-30 City's playgrounds, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate, and the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crusader-30's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crusader-30 is ranked 28,169th in the world and 13th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,517.99 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Top
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Most Primitive: 4,530thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 16,241stMost Cheerful Citizens: 18,697thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,862ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,017th
Top
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionNicest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 47th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 55th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 64th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 71st in the regionLargest Governments: 85th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 89th in the regionMost Developed: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 122nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 131st in the regionMost Primitive: 155th in the regionBest Weather: 156th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 168th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 231st in the regionLargest Black Market: 237th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 262nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 318th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 366th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 373rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 390th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 395th in the regionMost Armed: 426th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 436th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 461st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 489th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 526th in the regionMost Income Equality: 536th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crusader-30, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Following new legislation in Crusader-30, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate.
  • : Crusader-30 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Crusader-30, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Crusader-30, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Crusader-30 City's playgrounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Crusader-30, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
  • : Crusader-30 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Crusader-30 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Crusader-30 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Crusader-30 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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