The Knight of Crusader-30 is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The devout population of 5.689 billion Crusader-30ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crusader-30ian economy, worth 437 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,840 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, and the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crusader-30's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crusader-30 is ranked 84,728^th in the world and 1,095^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,468.4 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.