The King of Hell of Crowley- is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.375 billion Crowley-ians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Crowley-ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,553 trillion Souls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 58,887 Souls, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 254,987 per year while the poor average 8,642, a ratio of 29.5 to 1.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, online tourism reviews of Crowley- are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, and society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy. Crime is a serious problem. Crowley-'s national animal is the Hell Hound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Crowley- is ranked 131,516^th in the world and 1^st in Crabs of the Apocalypse for Highest Average Incomes, with 58,887.15 Standard Monetary Units.