The Harakiri Master of Croajiro is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.309 billion Croajiroans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Croajiroan economy, worth 272 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 63,220 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Croajiro's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Croajiro is ranked 222,937^th in the world and 2^nd in Khanubia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -0.89 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.