The Theocracy of Cristo Verde is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 9.947 billion Cristo Verdeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.0%.

The Cristo Verdean economy, worth 483 trillion Fish a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 48,602 Fish, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomatic cables about Leader have suddenly been very flattering, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, and government bureaucrats spend six hours per day justifying a six-hour workday. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cristo Verde's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cristo Verde is ranked 176,351^st in the world and 3^rd in The Mystical Council for Highest Average Incomes, with 48,602.46 Standard Monetary Units.