The Mainstream Exiled Empire of Crisis Control is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Classified with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 35.2 billion Crisis Control Agents are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Classified. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Crises Control Agent economy, worth a remarkable 3,730 trillion Digital Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 105,973 Digital Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Classified's office, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, and future leaders of Crisis Control regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crisis Control's national animal is the Black WarGreymon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Classified.

Crisis Control is ranked 26,991^st in the world and 5^th in The Universe for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 74.32 Effective Tax Rate.