The Holy Blue Zombie of Crippled is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 9.398 billion Crippledians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.3%.

The powerhouse Crippledian economy, worth 707 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,258 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Crippledians like vultures, and people transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crippled's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Crippled is ranked 74,194^th in the world and 37^th in Disney World for Most Developed, scoring 69.09 on the Human Development Index.