The Fiefdom of Crinko7 is a large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 119 million Crinko7ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 31.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Crinko7ian economy, worth 5.18 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,511 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue, traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits, and diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crinko7's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crinko7 is ranked 107,743^rd in the world and 14^th in Crimsons puppets for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,068.67 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.