The Republic of Crimity is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 67 million Crimityians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The powerhouse Crimityian economy, worth 5.12 trillion Nude Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 76,366 Nude Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 438,159 per year while the poor average 6,408, a ratio of 68.4 to 1.

Famous artwork is regularly confiscated for plagiarism, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, the Great Crimityian Tar Cloud can be seen from space, and surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Crimity's national animal is the Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Crimity is ranked 17,306^th in the world and 5^th in Crimsons puppets for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 72,701.27 Standard Monetary Units.