The Free Land of Crime hell is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.948 billion Crime hellians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.5%.

The all-consuming Crime hellian economy, worth 182 trillion Bricks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 93,555 Bricks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 845,782 per year while the poor average 1,241, a ratio of 681 to 1.

Road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, selling advanced CPUs to anti-Crime hellian terrorists is no chip on the government's shoulders, weather forecasts regularly cover meteor showers, and protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Crime hell's national animal is the Romanian citizen, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Crime hell is ranked 46,770^th in the world and 7^th in Continental Wastes for Most Secular, with 24.66 Atheism Rate.