The Kiyo Stat Hoarder of Criboutit is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aidan Kennedy with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.496 billion British are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leocester. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 882 trillion Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 196,138 Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder, British submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, the government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips, and party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Criboutit's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Criboutit is ranked 3,933^rd in the world and 1^st in Sancturia for Nicest Citizens, with 52.23 average smiles per day.