The Kiyo Stat Hoarder of Criboutit is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aidan Kennedy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.302 billion British love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leocester. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 834 trillion Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 193,961 Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Entomologists flock to Leocester for its remarkable gadfly population, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Criboutit's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Criboutit is ranked 5,622^nd in the world and 3^rd in Sancturia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 534.21 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.