The Empire of Creetaurt is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor John II with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.218 billion Creetaurtians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eastvale City. The average income tax rate is 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Creetaurtian economy, worth 854 trillion Creestans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 118,385 Creestans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government has returned all business to private ownership, the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris, pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creetaurt's national animal is the Imperial Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Creetaurt is ranked 46,722^nd in the world and 1^st in Royal Continent for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.77 law-abiding acts per hour.