Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 575thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,551stLargest Mining Sector: 1,814th
The Critters of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Crushed Again
Columbine
Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Creature Comforts

Population16.723 billion

CapitalCutesville
LeaderColumbine
FaithCynicism

CurrencyBug
AnimalCockroach

The Critters of Creature Comforts is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Columbine with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.723 billion Creature Comfortsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cutesville. The average income tax rate is 56.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Creature Comfortsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,172 trillion Bugs a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 189,680 Bugs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Columbine's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, and nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creature Comforts's national animal is the Cockroach, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cynicism.

Creature Comforts is ranked 10,452nd in the world and 6th in Medio for Most Stationary, with 2,299.89955584112 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 575thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,551stLargest Mining Sector: 1,814thLargest Black Market: 1,924thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,855thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,914thMost Primitive: 5,462ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,510thHighest Economic Output: 6,715thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,117thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,762ndMost Avoided: 8,065thMost Patriotic: 8,238thMost Devout: 8,542ndMost Stationary: 10,452ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,533rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,814thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,052ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,489thTop
10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,301stMost Influential: 19,504thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,233rdMost Advanced Public Education: 20,986thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21,678thLargest Populations: 22,266thLowest Crime Rates: 24,037thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27,612thLargest Welfare Programs: 28,565thMost Efficient Economies: 29,322nd
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Creature Comforts was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Creature Comforts, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
  • : Following new legislation in Creature Comforts, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
  • : Following new legislation in Creature Comforts, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • : Creature Comforts was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Creature Comforts, Columbine's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in Creature Comforts, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • : Creature Comforts was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Creature Comforts, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese.
  • : Following new legislation in Creature Comforts, governments opposing Creature Comforts are beset by rebels.

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