Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 651stLargest Black Market: 1,445thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,472nd
The Critters of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Holy Red Crushed Again
Columbine
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Creature Comforts

Population20.937 billion

CapitalCutesville
LeaderColumbine
FaithCynicism

CurrencyCarrot
AnimalCow

The Critters of Creature Comforts is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Columbine with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.937 billion Creature Comfortsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cutesville. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Creature Comfortsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,607 trillion Carrots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 220,066 Carrots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, the politician's labor union forces stage names upon candidates, the inner circle of Columbine is looking more and more like a pink triangle, and the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creature Comforts's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cynicism.

Creature Comforts is ranked 302,587th in the world and 11,977th in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 0.23 average smiles per day.

Top
1%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 651stLargest Black Market: 1,445thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,472ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,273rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,635thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,439thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,520thHighest Economic Output: 5,014thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,580thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,873rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,888thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,022ndMost Devout: 6,421stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,341stHighest Average Incomes: 8,637thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,759thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,584thMost Patriotic: 13,156thLowest Crime Rates: 14,500thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 17,486thLargest Populations: 17,499thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,456thLargest Governments: 21,076thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27,635thHighest Disposable Incomes: 27,756th
Top
1%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 37th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 57th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 57th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 105th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 137th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 148th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 157th in the regionMost Devout: 159th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 194th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 220th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 240th in the regionMost Patriotic: 261st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 265th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 376th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 498th in the regionLargest Populations: 505th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 506th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 530th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 883rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,137th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,180th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,189th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Creature Comforts changed its national animal to "Cow", its currency to "Carrot", and its motto to "Holy Red Crushed Again".
  • : Following new legislation in Creature Comforts, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market.
  • : Following new legislation in Creature Comforts, the inner circle of Columbine is looking more and more like a pink triangle.
  • : Following new legislation in Creature Comforts, the politician's labor union forces stage names upon candidates.
  • : Creature Comforts was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Creature Comforts, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment.
  • : Following new legislation in Creature Comforts, windows in Cutesville don't have much of a view.
  • : Following new legislation in Creature Comforts, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
  • : Following new legislation in Creature Comforts, riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors.
  • : Following new legislation in Creature Comforts, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.

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