The Dream of Cream the Rabbit is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Cream with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.269 billion Cream the Rabbitians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Green Hill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cream the Rabbitian economy, worth 996 trillion rings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 107,511 rings, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, and court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point. Crime is totally unknown. Cream the Rabbit's national animal is the chao, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Cream the Rabbit is ranked 10,984^th in the world and 1^st in Scotia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 81,816.19 Standard Monetary Units.