The Most Serene Republic of Crazytalk is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 304 million Crazytalkians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.9%.

The very strong Crazytalkian economy, worth 14.9 trillion purple disks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 48,893 purple disks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 144,004 per year while the poor average 13,065, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

Clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos, diabetics find the contents of their medications hard to stomach, delicate flowers faint at news of house plants being eaten, and citizens' lost socks are government property. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Crazytalk's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazytalk is ranked 174,448^th in the world and 19^th in The waters for Highest Average Incomes, with 48,893.15 Standard Monetary Units.