The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 47.924 billion Crazed monkiesians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The minute, socially-minded government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. Income tax is unheard of.

The Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 14,452 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 301,564 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crazed monkies isn't what it used to be, the Crazed monkiesian Intelligence Agency relies on rumour and guidebooks to know what is happening overseas, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazed monkies is ranked 331,364^th in the world and 4,264^th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -37.09 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.