Most Beautiful Environments: 5thBest Weather: 12thMost Secular: 27th
The Armed Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Vote monkey, get monkey
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Crazed monkies

Population38.586 billion

CapitalMonkey Mountain
LeaderBingo from the Banana Splits

CurrencyDamn dirty ape
AnimalHuman

The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 38.586 billion Crazed monkiesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 14,908 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 386,373 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government employees from Crazed monkies dominate international lumberjack competitions, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Monkey Mountain Times is sold out. Crime is totally unknown. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazed monkies is ranked 626th in the world and 20th in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 101.18 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 5thBest Weather: 12thMost Secular: 27thSmartest Citizens: 32ndMost Developed: 52ndLongest Average Lifespans: 60thHealthiest Citizens: 69thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 184thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 184thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 187thMost Advanced Public Education: 210thLargest Information Technology Sector: 219thHighest Economic Output: 237thHighest Food Quality: 246thRudest Citizens: 337thHighest Poor Incomes: 345thLargest Governments: 346thMost Scientifically Advanced: 372ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 390thMost Stationary: 398thHighest Average Tax Rates: 434thMost Inclusive: 474thMost Patriotic: 553rdMost Efficient Economies: 626thLargest Populations: 947thHighest Average Incomes: 1,074thSafest: 1,305thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,717thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,736thLowest Crime Rates: 2,186thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,135thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,286thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,426thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,291stLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,139thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,527thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,552ndMost Cultured: 10,652ndMost Influential: 12,801stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,681stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,850thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,103rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 27,168th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionMost Patriotic: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionSafest: 38th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 43rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 61st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 75th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 138th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 156th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 223rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 290th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 302nd in the regionMost Cultured: 311th in the regionNudest: 414th in the regionLargest Black Market: 560th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 568th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 830th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 968th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,155th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Monkey Mountain Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, government employees from Crazed monkies dominate international lumberjack competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, being Bingo from the Banana Splits has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, political detractors refer to Bingo from the Banana Splits as 'that Bigtopian puppet'.

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