Population | 38.586 billion |
Capital | Monkey Mountain |
Leader | Bingo from the Banana Splits |
Currency | Damn dirty ape |
Animal | Human |
The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 38.586 billion Crazed monkiesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 14,908 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 386,373 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government employees from Crazed monkies dominate international lumberjack competitions, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Monkey Mountain Times is sold out. Crime is totally unknown. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Crazed monkies is ranked 626th in the world and 20th in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 101.18 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Crazed monkies, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Monkey Mountain Times is sold out.
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Crazed monkies, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
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Crazed monkies, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
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Crazed monkies, government employees from Crazed monkies dominate international lumberjack competitions.
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Crazed monkies, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
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Crazed monkies, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
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Crazed monkies, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
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Crazed monkies, being Bingo from the Banana Splits has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
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Crazed monkies, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
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Crazed monkies, political detractors refer to Bingo from the Banana Splits as 'that Bigtopian puppet'.