The IxProtectorate of Crasoa is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 2.258 billion Crasoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Island City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.9%.

The strong Crasoan economy, worth 109 trillion Crusty Bucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,404 Crusty Bucks, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

A widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", war vets look after war animals, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, and residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crasoa's national animal is the Southern Pidgeon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crasoa is ranked 228,895^th in the world and 2^nd in Crasoa for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,038.5 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.