The Queen's State of Craine Hill is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 40.408 billion Craine Hillians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.3%.

The very strong Craine Hillian economy, worth a remarkable 1,622 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 40,153 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, Craine Hill has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, none has been named as Craine Hill's national religion, and the Governor has just been declared ruler of Craine Hill in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Craine Hill's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is none.

Craine Hill is ranked 240,068^th in the world and 1^st in Naoero for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 40.78 on the Kitten Softness Rating.