The Anime Nation of Crabzilonia is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Mr Krabs with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and digital currency. The hard-working population of 12.995 billion crabs are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Industry and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.5%.

The crab economy, worth 730 trillion nukes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 56,234 nukes, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf", translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, and tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Crabzilonia's national animal is the crab, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is N-Day.

Crabzilonia is ranked 85,779^th in the world and 1^st in ATOMIC for Nicest Citizens, with 15.09 average smiles per day.