The Anselionite Republic of Coyotia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kolya Frost with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 29.982 billion Coyotians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rockcastle. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The all-consuming Coyotian economy, worth a remarkable 3,221 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 107,462 marks, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

No one born in Coyotia can fix a leaky faucet, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation, and Kolya Frost's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coyotia's national animal is the coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Coyotia is ranked 5,432^nd in the world and 2^nd in The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 6,158.47 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.