The State of Coxen Roatan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.587 billion Coxen Roatanians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The thriving Coxen Roatanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,312 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 39,090 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary and Coxen Roatan has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Coxen Roatan's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Coxen Roatan is ranked 221,191^st in the world and 369^th in State for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.