The Commonwealth of Coxastan is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 259 million Fiends are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 37.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Coxastanian economy, worth 17.1 trillion Keys of blow a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,088 Keys of blow, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Terrorism and assassination are tried-and-true methods of political activism, it's always rabbit season, celebrity chefs are thought to be the progenitors of all food, and police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coxastan's national animal is the kitty.

Coxastan is ranked 80,398^th in the world and 387^th in Concord for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,624.07 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.