Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 759thMost Advanced Public Education: 993rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,252nd
The Regional Park of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Cowles Mountain
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Cowles Mountain

Population10.527 billion

CapitalCowles Mountain
LeaderThe Park Ranger
FaithPaganism

Currencydollar
Animalcoyote

The Regional Park of Cowles Mountain is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Park Ranger with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.527 billion Cowles Mountainians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cowles Mountain. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cowles Mountainian economy, worth a remarkable 1,864 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 177,137 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and Coyote is one of the most popular forenames in Cowles Mountain. Crime is totally unknown. Cowles Mountain's national animal is the coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Cowles Mountain is ranked 37,904th in the world and 1st in Mission Trails Regional Park for Most Income Equality, scoring 66.5 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 759thMost Advanced Public Education: 993rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,252ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,271stBest Weather: 1,958thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,757thMost Developed: 2,869thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,012thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,494thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,745thHighest Food Quality: 4,062ndMost Cultured: 4,116thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,035thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,254thLargest Governments: 5,291stMost Inclusive: 5,354thRudest Citizens: 6,005thMost Pacifist: 6,554thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,914thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,196thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,250thLowest Crime Rates: 8,517thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,608thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,836thHighest Average Incomes: 10,071stHighest Economic Output: 10,302ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,995thNicest Citizens: 12,373rdTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 15,002ndMost Secular: 15,112thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,978thMost Efficient Economies: 17,254thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,513thHealthiest Citizens: 20,301stMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,730thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,354thMost Influential: 24,406thSafest: 24,505thMost Patriotic: 26,484th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cowles Mountain, Coyote is one of the most popular forenames in Cowles Mountain.
  • : Following new legislation in Cowles Mountain, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Cowles Mountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Cowles Mountain, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid.
  • : Cowles Mountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Cowles Mountain, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Cowles Mountain, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Cowles Mountain, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Cowles Mountain, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Cowles Mountain, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Cowles Mountainians.

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