The Game Not TV Show Version of Covenant Elite is a titanic, cultured nation, notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.249 billion Covenant Eliteans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 32.7%.

The Covenant Elitean economy, worth 459 trillion lmaos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 40,834 lmaos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Covenant Elite's national animal is the no, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Covenant Elite is ranked 241,993^rd in the world and 4^th in Minecraft Deep Frozen Ocean for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 40.78 on the Kitten Softness Rating.