The Democratic Republic of Countriopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.859 billion Countriopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biseru. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Countriopian economy, worth an astonishing 12,298 trillion Rotons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 457,897 Rotons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Countriopia's national animal is the Countriopian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Countriopia is ranked 31st in the world and 1st in Solidaritat for Nicest Citizens, with 252.56 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
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Countriopia, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
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Countriopia, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
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Countriopia, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
- : Following new legislation in
Countriopia, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
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Countriopia, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
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Countriopia, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
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Countriopia, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
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Countriopia, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
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Countriopia, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
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Countriopia, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong.