The Action Game of Counter-Strike Source is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Valve with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.693 billion Counter-Strike Sourceans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 240. The average income tax rate is 9.6%.

The all-consuming Counter-Strike Sourcean economy, worth 239 trillion 1 November 2004s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 88,867 1 November 2004s, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Universities now offer degrees in cycling etiquette, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, voting is voluntary, and the government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Counter-Strike Source's national animal is the Valve, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is FPS.

Counter-Strike Source is ranked 291,639^th in the world and 105^th in Steam for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -10 on the Clooney Contribution Index.