The Queen's State of Cote Miquelon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 27.592 billion Cote Miquelonians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.6%.

The thriving Cote Miquelonian economy, worth 768 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 27,840 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 80,629 per year while the poor average 7,618, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, all tariffs have been abolished, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cote Miquelon's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cote Miquelon is ranked 123,093^rd in the world and 7^th in Cape Town for Highest Food Quality, scoring 19.06 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.