The State of Cote du Poivre is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 19.722 billion Cote du Poivreans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Industry, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The strong Cote du Poivrean economy, worth a remarkable 1,340 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 67,960 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 462,047 per year while the poor average 3,651, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, military funding has been stripped back, and Cote du Poivre has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cote du Poivre's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cote du Poivre is ranked 71,835^th in the world and 136^th in United States of America for Highest Food Quality, scoring 28.39 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.