The Federal Republic of Cosmonaut is a very large, pleasant nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 293 million Cosmonautians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 18.9%.

The Cosmonautian economy, worth 13.2 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 45,052 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, surveillance cameras are banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age. Crime is moderate. Cosmonaut's national animal is the crocodile.

Cosmonaut is ranked 113,223^rd in the world and 82^nd in The Apexialan Commonwealth for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.23 percentage of bribes refused.