The Empire of Coscivia is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 14.337 billion Coscivians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.1%.

The strong Coscivian economy, worth 950 trillion saars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 66,307 saars, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, organ donation rates have hit a new low, genetic researchers have been expelled, and married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Coscivia's national animal is the petrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Coscivia is ranked 76,794^th in the world and 3^rd in Ocean for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 92.34 on the Hayek Index.