The Principality of Corvallsia is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by High Commissioner Muammar Gaddafi-Perez with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 948 million Corvallsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santo Domingo del Rosario. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Corvallsian economy, worth 95.8 trillion Corvallsian Pews a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 101,022 Corvallsian Pews, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Selling advanced CPUs to anti-Corvallsian terrorists is no chip on the government's shoulders, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated, and fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corvallsia's national animal is the humblest of all God's creatures, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Corvallsia is ranked 7,280^th in the world and 1^st in Saiki for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 71.95 on the Kitten Softness Rating.