Most Primitive: 872ndBest Weather: 6,396thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,624th
The Primeval Thalassocracy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Bho Reothairt gu Gealach an Abachaidh
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Corryvreckan

Population923 million

CapitalCathair Cailleach
LeaderQueen Carline Hairst-Lanmara

Currencyclach
Animalporpoise

The Primeval Thalassocracy of Corryvreckan is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Carline Hairst-Lanmara with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 923 million Vreckaners are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathair Cailleach. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Corryvreckanian economy, worth 91.0 trillion claches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 98,643 claches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The land is no place for fish, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and Corryvreckanian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corryvreckan's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Corryvreckan is ranked 303,619th in the world and 1,054th in The Frontier Sea for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -15.68 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Primitive: 872ndTop
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Best Weather: 6,396thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,624thMost Cultured: 6,993rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,662ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,805thMost Devout: 10,752ndHighest Food Quality: 11,897thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,025thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,647thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,439thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,174thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,527thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,393rdMost Advanced Public Education: 17,931stLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,287thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,595thHealthiest Citizens: 21,912thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,479thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24,852ndHighest Poor Incomes: 25,104thMost Income Equality: 25,522ndMost Developed: 28,881stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29,009th
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Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Patriotic: 29th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 30th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 32nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 34th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 37th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 45th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 46th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 50th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 63rd in the regionLargest Governments: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 73rd in the regionMost Developed: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 80th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 83rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 84th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 86th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 96th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Corryvreckan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Corryvreckan, Corryvreckanian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in Corryvreckan, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • : Following new legislation in Corryvreckan, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns.
  • : Following new legislation in Corryvreckan, the land is no place for fish.
  • : Following new legislation in Corryvreckan, restaurants cater to pregnancy cravings.
  • : Corryvreckan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Corryvreckan, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Corryvreckan, practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no".
  • : Corryvreckan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

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