Largest Retail Industry: 7thRudest Citizens: 14thHighest Crime Rates: 23rd
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Corporoat

Population9.443 billion

CapitalBargainburg
LeaderCoffee Machine
FaithCapitalism

Currencyadvert
Animalfur

The United Conglomerates of Corporoat is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Coffee Machine with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.443 billion Consumers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Administration is also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bargainburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corporoatian economy, worth a remarkable 4,264 trillion adverts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 451,615 adverts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,324,081 per year while the poor average 47,932, a ratio of 48.5 to 1.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, the government is lending a hand to private industry, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Corporoatian politicians, and news headlines suggest that Coffee Machine has a sideline in guinea pig pimping. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corporoat's national animal is the fur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Corporoat is ranked 226,735th in the world and 9th in TopCornion for Most Average, scoring 18.66 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Largest Retail Industry: 7thRudest Citizens: 14thHighest Crime Rates: 23rdMost Armed: 27thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 29thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 34thFattest Citizens: 67thMost Avoided: 68thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 76thLargest Gambling Industry: 113thMost Rebellious Youth: 143rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 156thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 246thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 360thHighest Average Incomes: 535thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 546thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 700thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 737thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 900thMost Scientifically Advanced: 985thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,118thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,389thLargest Mining Sector: 1,426thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,578thMost Inclusive: 1,934thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,234thHighest Drug Use: 2,433rdTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,077thHighest Economic Output: 3,131stMost Cultured: 3,654thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,670thMost Efficient Economies: 3,749thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,488thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,211thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,080thTop
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Most Stationary: 12,722ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,007thMost Influential: 15,051stMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,486thSmartest Citizens: 15,898thLargest Black Market: 16,033rdMost Devout: 16,208thMost Pro-Market: 19,256thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,081stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,444thMost Politically Free: 22,913th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, news headlines suggest that Coffee Machine has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Corporoatian politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, the government is lending a hand to private industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, Corporoat is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, the SWAT team always rings twice.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, copyright laws have been abolished.

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